Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet
Loyalist / Simon Cowell Look-A-Like
Paula Abdul Look-A-Like / Britney Spears Look-A-Like / Ellen DeGeneres Look-A-Like / Hunchback Paris Hilton
Spartan Woman / Ugly Betty Look-A-Like
Lindsay Lohan Look-A-Like
Angelina Jolie Look-A-Like
President Bush Look-A-Like
Ryan Seacrest Look-A-Like
Spartan Woman's Friend (uncredited)
Spartan Soldier (uncredited)